A "tactless bastard", the wife has used this one on me a few times, this refers to me being too candid or not painting flowery discriptive word pictures. I do feel confident, however, that I can rise above the "it no worko, you sucko!" standard. :)
I'll give you as much feedback as possible. I have a spare pc that I use for testing so I'm not worried about anything being "blown up". In my spare time I write detailed help guides so if anything I will give you too much information rather than not enough. The test machine is a 1.8ghz P4, 384mb ram, 40gb hd running WinXP